Subjects:
RE: Creative Leeway???           RE: Jerry's Final Thought

RE: Land of the Dead          RE: FREAKIN AWESOME!!!!

Subject: "Dear Parent's Basement Guy"
From: Ry-AL!
Date: 6/19/2005 4:40 PM
To: dearashfayshes@iheartrobotchicken.com

Dear Parents Basement Guy....

Like, what was up with Princess Leia saying she's seen her real mother to Luke in Ep. VI when appenantly Pademe died soon after child birth? Is this the result of poor scriptwriting on George Lucus' part??  Or is it something else???

Ry-AL!

Subject: RE: Creative Leeway???
From: dearashfayshes@iheartrobotchicken.com
Date: 6/19/2005 9:00 PM
To: Ry-AL!

Dear Ash Fayshe,

OK...so we have determined already that Lucas is playing God with Star Wars. You can think that maybe, just possibly he is telling the sets of stories in two parallel universes with the same characters, only slightly different probable situations. Which "from a certain point of view", it is. This would explain why Han is all of a sudden unchained when he comes out of carbonite.

or maybe...

...IT'S A FLIPPIN MOVIE! These sorts of things remind us of that. They remind us that Lucas is not in fact God, but he is human and makes mistakes. Granted, he made quite a few of them, he is human none-the-less.

or maybe...

...Leia had a rough childhood and was smacked around by Jimmy Smits and she represses her memories to believe that her real mother was around back then.

Sincerely,
Mortimer Wilkofsky (aka Parent's Basement Guy)

Subject: "Dear Parent's Basement Guy"
From: Curious in Columbus
Date: 6/14/2005 8:03 PM
To: dearashfayshes@iheartrobotchicken.com

Dear Parent's Basement Guy,

What are your thoughts on Star Wars Episode III: Revenge Of The Sith?

Sincerely,
Curious in Columbus

Subject: RE: Jerry's Final Thought
From: dearashfayshes@iheartrobotchicken.com
Date: 6/19/2005 8:45 PM
To: Curious in Columbus

Dear Ash Fayshe,

I was impressed with two things...Anakin as a burn victim and the slaying of younglings. Sweet.

Sincerely,
Mortimer Wilkofsky (aka Parent's Basement Guy)

Subject: "Dear Parent's Basement Guy"
From: Supercoolguy
Date: 6/13/2005 12:26 PM
To: dearashfayshes@iheartrobotchicken.com

Dear Parent's Basement Guy,

Do you think Romero will pull a "Lucus" with the day of the dead movie comeing out the 24th or do you think it will be as good as his other masterpieces.

Supercoolguy.

Subject: RE: Land of the Dead
From: dearashfayshes@iheartrobotchicken.com
Date: 6/13/2005 2:42 PM
To: Supercoolguy

Dear Ash Fayshe,

Let's see...when you have a make-up effects artist like Greg Nicotero, who is responsible for the bloody Crazy 88 scene in Kill Bill Vol. 1, I believe that you may have a winner on your hands. If it's one thing we have learned about modern zombie flicks, zombies need to look like zombies, the zombies have to be scary and people have to believe that a zombie, if it were in the theatre with them, could rip their guts out starting at the large instestines all the way up through to the espohagus.

I doubt their will be a "Lucas" pulled with this one considering that Lucas should be in Ripley's for having the worst reputation of butchering dialog than anyone else on the face of the earth (Noooooooooooooooooooo!)...on the same page right next to John Guth and Jeff Tweiten who hold the record for standing in line to wait for Star Wars Episode II.

Do I think Land of the Dead will be good? Yes, it has all the right people working on it. Though back then, Tom Savini (Sex Machine of From Dusk til Dawn) was the make-up artist for most of Romero's zombie movies...I am quite sad that he didn't have a hand in the make-up...but apparently he is returning as Blade as a Zombie!!! Schweet!

If the movie is not good, then I will just go out and buy a pound of beef strips, a clown nose and some stage make-up to make my own zombie movie...Carnival of the Dead.*

I could do it you know...anyone can make a zombie movie.*

Sincerely,
Mortimer Wilkofsky (aka Parent's Basement Guy)

*For Chris

Dear Parent's Basement Guy,

dude where the hell did you come up with this wack attack crap....ITS FREAKIN AWESOME!!!!

Slasher717

Subject: RE: FREAKIN AWESOME!!!!
From: dearashfayshes@iheartrobotchicken.com
Date: 6/10/2005 4:45 PM
To: Slasher717

Dear Ash Fayshe,

I don't come up with this crap...especially the un-truths about Aerosmith and mischaracterizations of GI Joe Villians that the writers of Robot Chicken seem to keep spewing out of their asses. Sheesh. No, if I were to be the one re-writing Robot Chicken, I would totally do it differently...like first off I wouldn't have that stupid music video in Episode 6, no Wampa sequence in Episode 5, and Greedo wouldn't shoot first in Episode 4. Oh wait, that's right...that's what I'd do if I were the one in charge of the Special Edition of the original Star Wars Trilogy.

If I were in charge of the new Star Wars Trilogy, Episode One wouldn't exist. And Obi Wan wouldn't seem like a big assed liar! Sheesh.

But back to Robot Chicken. Stop asking me about that show...I have no comment! All I can do is just give you my sage advice as a Fanboy. I mean, expert...in...comics, television, movies and stuff.

ok, fanboy.

Sincerely,
Mortimer Wilkofsky (aka Parent's Basement Guy)

Dear Donkey Dongs,

Lischten Up...I am sshoooo tired of lischtening to your whining and complaining. If you have schomething worthwhile to email me with, pleasch do so.

Signed,
Parent's Basement Guy