Episode Guide

Episode 1 "Junk in the Trunk" (Original Airdate 2/20/05)

• George W. Bush Tacos Rule
• Santa falls down chimney
• "This is your brain"
• Smoking Teletubby
• Tansformers™~Optimus Prime gets Prostate Cancer
• World Greatest One-Sided Fist Fights Caught on Film
• Scarecrow visits Oz
• Human Torch "It burns when I pee"
• X-SPAN Request Live
• Mr. Hungry
• Bloopers!

Episode 2 "Nutcracker Sweet" (Original Airdate 2/27/05)

• Me & Seth Green
• Giraffe hit by train
• Kool-Aid® "Oh Yeah! Oh No!!!"
• You've Been Robo Served
• Me & Stalin
• Fork & Spoon at hotel
• Yellow Barney
• Mongoose~Nature's Assasin
• Hyena~Nature's Asshole
• Lemmings~Nature's Retard
• T-Shirt "I have big boobs"
• Moses & Jesus playing patty cake
• Harry Potter with broom
• Walt Disney in Cuba
• Postman going through mail
• Baby Vampires 4 Sale
• Please Use Other Door/Do Not Enter
• Ode to the Nut Shot

Episode 3 "Gold Dust Gasoline" (Original Airdate 3/6/05)

• Old People laughing/heart attacks #1
• Doctor Burning $100s
• Missed the Ark
• Alien "pantsing"
• Drinking Drain-All
• Gorilla sniffs finger
• Old People #2
• Kid's spine pops out from jump
• That `00's Show
• Santa "Bring out yer dead"
• Dodgeball
• Pawn in the game
• Businessman freaks out
• The Best Cowboy
• Trapeze artist misses
• 3 Fast, 3 Furious
• Cannonball Run Style "outtakes"

Episode 4 Plastic Buffett (Original Airdate 3/13/05)

• "I'm Wealthy & Successful"
• Nun vs. Satan armwrestling
• Seacrest Out (Amercian Idol)
• Man Climbing Building/Naked Guy
• Señor Clean
• Seacrest Out (Baseball Strike)
• Wedgie
• Meteorggedon
• Clowns in Cooper Mini in an accident
• Chucky vs. Lettuce Patch Kids
• "Gimmie the boobies!!!"
• Seacrest Out! (and proud)
• IVth Annual Winter Pet Games/Downhill Skiing
• Centaur in Tux
• Magician pulls bunny head out of hat
• Behind the Music: Electric Mayhem

Episode 5 "Toyz in the Hood" (Original Airdate 3/20/05)

• Cowboy Monkey on Dog
• Fat Guy can't reach sundae
• "Darkest Sketch"
• Jump over cars
• He proposes/She vomits
• Zombie Drink Box
• Pilot & Co-Pilot fighting
• Clown in Jail
• Why did the chicken cross the road/Airplane crash
• Villains & Heroes in Traffic
• TGIFridays Birthday Fight
• Bloopers!

Episode 6 "Vegetable Fun Fest" (Original Airdate 3/27/05)

• Farting the National Anthem
• Snail rides on Turtle
• "Well, it's your baby, Douglas!"
• Chainsaw Surgery
• Twists:
  • Crying Game
  • Empire Strikes Back
  • Sleepaway Camp
  • The Village
  3 Ducks in a man costume
• Police Chase past Fruit Cart
• Girl with Corndog
• Teen Titans new members
• Dog Heart Attack
• Chess Game with a kid
• Nun with Bicycle
• Benny Hill's Funeral (The way he would have wanted it)
• Served Served Served (TGIFridays)
• The Time of the Great Pumpkin

Episode 7 "Piece of the Action" (Original Airdate 4/03/05)

• Enviro Bunny Suit at the Door
• "Will it hurt?"
• Gangster Pizza Stereotype
• Pimp my Sister
• Hairy Lollypop
• "We'll be dead soon"
• Teacher hits dumb kid with ruler
• The Surrealer Sureal Life
• Jesus Scares
• Kangaro Punches Monkey
• Easter Bunny throws eggs
• We've Exhausted Our Budget Theatre presents Debbie Does Dallas
• Alien vs. Predator at chess
• Astronaut falls on the moon
• Dogs chases frisbee over cliff
• Sci-Fi Convention (that looks like San Diego Comic-Con to me)

Episode 8 "The Deep End" (Original Airdate 4/10/05)

• Monkey with fork and outlet
• Rhino Humping SUV
• The Real World: Metropolis
• Cats are Jerks
• Ben Franklin "For America"
• Kill Bunny
• Slapping around Blow-up Doll
• Two Kirks, A Khan and Pizza Place
• Who Poop Last?
• More Slapping around Blow-up Doll
• Bill Clinton Cow Tipping
• Zombie Idol

Episode 9 "S & M Present" (Original Airdate 4/13/05)

• Matthew Senreich as a child
• Figure Skater gets a low score
• Enter the Fat One part I
• Evil Clown
• Scrambled Porn
• Cow eating Burgers
• Pinata
• Spelling Bee at the Apollo
• Flasher enters girls room
• M. Night Shamalan's "The Twist"
• Donuts and Naked Hairy Guys (probably Tom Root and Mike Fasolo)
• Miter Jointed Jack in the Box
• Motorcycle Bites Car Door
• Enter the Fat One part II
• *End Credits: Pat's Flub and Corey Feldman's Head on a Ninja Turtle

Episode 10 "Badunkadunk" (Original Airdate 4/24/05)

• Clown Parachute
• "My Bad" Jungle Warriors
• Letter Flash Cards Mumbling Guy
• Hollywood Spotlight: The Huk
• "Who's Nuts Now?"
• Sabrina the Teenage Bitch bathroom insult
• Pinochio lies for warmth
• Bill & Hillary in Chappaqua Follies
• Man rolls in wheelchair
• Leon
• Sabrina the Teenage Bitch cat food
• Bird kicked out of nest
• Eternia News Network
• Honey Bucket Dump
• Sabrina the Teenage Bitch on Halloween
• Michael Jackson vs. Michael Jackson

Episode 11 "Toy Meets Girl" (Original Airdate 5/01/05)

Episode 12 "Midnight Snack" (Original Airdate 5/16/05)

Episode 13 "Atta Toy" (Original Airdate 5/22/05)

Episode 14 "Joint Point" (Original Airdate 6/05/05)

Episode 15 "Kiddie Pool" (Original Airdate 6/12/05)

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